Tips For the Apocalypse

{B/N: This particular topic is all in good fun! The world obviously isn't ending on 12/21/12.}

We're getting closer and closer to Christmas! Ahh, I can't wait <3. I love everything about the holidays: hot chocolate, fireplaces, families, presents, happiness..

Which leads me to my topic of the day.

Am I the only one that actually really likes the last day of school before Christmas break? Most people just want it to fly by, which is understandable {I do, too, a little bit}, but why don't you savor it a bit?

{Here comes the topic...} Let me just say, I have a super-adorable outfit planned for Friday. Random, yeah. It also stinks that the world is supposed to end that day {yeah, okay..here's the topic.}, because at exactly 12:21pm when we explode into darkness or whatever that crazy guy predicted, I'll be in gym class. 

Pretty cruddy way to spend my last moments on Earth. Especially because it will be spent with two of my stupidest guy friends. {One of them even promised to hurl a dodgeball right at my face at 12:20pm.}

So, if the world really IS ending on Friday {joke's on you if you actually believe it}, here's a list of some things to do that day:

1. Tell your family you love them.

2. Wear the stupidest outfit you can...who's going to care? The apocalypse doesn't exactly sound like it'll save Forever 21.

3. Text your friends like you're from a creepy horror movie at 12:22pm. "I'm back, idiots." -J

4. Offer a human sacrifice. Now, where's Justin Bieber at?

5. Skip school. Attendance won't be an issue anymore.

6. Bomb your AP Biology test. Even if you DO live, it's not like you're aiming for a career in science, anyway. 

7. Walk up to everyone asking for money for charities and scream "NO, YOU IDIOTS, LEAVE ME ALONE." ...What? You can finally tell them what you really wanted to always say, since the charities will mean squat in about two or so hours.

8. Watch your favorite movie. What's better than studying up on the paradise that you're going to be heading to, anyway?

9. Get married to the last person you texted! Sorry for how unbelieveably awkward that might be if that person is a parent or relative...but do it anyway! You'll only have to put up with each others' nagging for a few hours.

10. Tell someone exactly what you think about them, good or bad. Heck, I do this all of the time.

Hope this gave you some laughs! Some ideas were inspired by this website here. Catch all of you lovelies as Christmas gets closer to rolling around!

xoxo,

Jessica
The Pastry Queen

Quote of the Day:

"The real mystery of life is why the kamikaze wore helmets." -Unknown